Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize things you wish were true, add one true thing about you, and then tag five more people.
· I miss somebody right now.
· I don’t watch much TV these days.
· I love olives.
· I own lots of books.
· I wear glasses or contact lenses.
· I love to play video games.
· I’ve tried marijuana.
· I’ve watched porn movies.
· I have been in a threesome.
· I have have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
· I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
· I curse sometimes. (!#@$@! !#$!$ !!$!!)
· I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
· I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
· I’m TOTALLY smart.
· I’ve broken someone’s bones.
· I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
· I hate the rain.
· I’m paranoid at times.
· I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
· I need money right now.
· I love sushi.
· I talk really, really fast.
· I have fresh breath in the morning.
· I have long hair. (Past my shoulders.)
· I have lost money in Las Vegas.
· I have at least one [blood] sibling.
· I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
· I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
· I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
· I like the way that I look.
· I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
· I know how to cornrow.
· I am usually pessimistic.
· I have a lot of mood swings.
· I think prostitution should be legalized.
· I think Britney Spears is pretty.
· Slept with a Suitemate.
· I have a hidden talent.
· I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
· I have a lot of friends.
· I am currently single.
· I have pecked someone of the same sex.
· I enjoy talking on the phone.
· I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
· I love to shop.
· Enjoy window shopping.
· I would rather shop than eat.
· I would classify myself as ghetto.
· I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
· I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
· I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
· I’m a pretty good dancer.
· I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
· I have a cell phone.
· I believe in (a) God.
· I watch MTV on a daily basis.
· I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
· I’ve rejected someone before.
· I currently like someone.
· I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
· I want to have children in the future.
· I have changed a diaper before.
· I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
· I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
· I’m not allergic to anything.
· I have a lot to learn.
· I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
· I am shy around the opposite sex.
· I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
· I have at least 5 away messages saved.
· I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
· I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
· I own the “South Park” movie.
· I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
· When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum
· I enjoy some country music.
· I would die for my best friends.
· I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
· I watch soap operas whenever I can.
· I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
· I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
· I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
· I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”.
· Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
· I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
· I have dated a close friend’s ex.
· I like surveys/memes.
· I am happy at this moment.
· I’m obsessed with guys.
· Conservative Republican.
· I am punk rockish.
· I am preppy.
· I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
· I study for tests most of the time.
· I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
· I can work on a car.
· I love my job.
· I am comfortable with who I am right now.
· I have more than just my ears pierced.
· I walk barefoot wherever I can.
· I have jumped off a bridge.
· I love sea turtles.
· I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
· I believe in prophetic dreams.
· I’ve had prophetic dreams about myself or my friends.
· I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
· I am proficient on a musical instrument.
· I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
· I hate office jobs.
· I love sci-fi movies.
· I think water rules.
· I went to college out of state.
· I am adopted.
· I like sausage.
· I am a pyro.
· I love the Red Sox.
· I have thrown up from crying too much.
· I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
· I love kisses.
· I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
· I adore bright colors.
· I love Dear Abby.
· I can’t live without black eyeliner.
· I think school is awesome.
· I think pigtails serve a purpose.
· I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
· I usually like covers better than originals.
· I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
· I think John Cusack is adorable.
· I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
· I watch Food Network way too much.
· I love coaching youth sports.
· I can pick up things with my toes.
· I can’t whistle.
· I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
· I have ridden/owned a horse.
· I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
· I can’t stick to a diet.
· I talk in my sleep.
· I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
· I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
· Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
· I have jazz in my blood.
· I would not be friends if they weren’t family.
· I wear a toe ring.
· I have a tattoo.
· I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
· I am a caffeine junkie.
· I know who Santos L. Halper is.
· I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
· I love wrestling
· I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all.
· If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
· I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
· I have been to over 15 conventions.
· I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
· I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
· I’m an artist.
· I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
. I am ambidexterous.
. I’m stuck in my childhood.
. I cannot be put in one specific social group.
. I love being read aloud to, or told a story aloud and will happily settle for that without visuals
. I’ve seriously questioned my spirituality or sexual orientation at one point or another.
. I have cried over a car comercial or at another ridiculous moment.