Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Sunday I didn’t flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed lothie‘s flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I put money in nemt‘s expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-346 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
overlord_mordax

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