close encounters of the WTF kind

Okay… so I woke up this morning to a really weird noise. You know that noise a CD player makes when it can’t read the disc, and it sounds like its tearing the disc to pieces inside of it? Kinda a ‘scritch scritch squeak’ noise, but more mechanical sounding? So, I woke up to that, and figured one of the cats must have turned the CD player on, since my kitty Fred was sitting right…

This LJ is closing

This LJ is officially going inactive. I will probably delete it in a few days. My new journal is here: http://viciouswhimsy.livejournal.com/ Please update your friends accordingly, and feel super special that you are actually seeing this message, because most of my ‘friends’ aren’t.

narcissus bleeds

For those of you are fans of my epic pity parties, here’s a brand new one, highlighting my narcissism, delusions of grandeur, self doubt, self loathing and plain old delusions. Sometimes I get mad for no reason, I’ll just turn around, and there will be this boiling, creeping fury itching through my veins. I just want to hit and kick and bite and scream and scream and scream. I feel cheated, and bitter, and broken.…

reposted (with permission) from kinjouten’s lj

–Taking your spiritual beliefs with a certain amount of seriousness doesn’t preclude your having a “sense of humor” regarding them, or regarding anything else. –Having a “sense of humor” about your spiritual beliefs does not make you inherently superior in any way. –Having a “sense of humor” about your spiritual beliefs does not include deriding the way others practice simply because it’s not yours. –Those who are inherently meanspirited toward those who don’t follow their…

I made it to fandom wank?!

LOL!! I don’t know if I should be as amused as I am. The Perfectly reasonable post I made over at the disworld comm went critical. It got picked up by fandom wank. Hehe, people think I’m stupid 😛 http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/912198.html (see my reply here: http://community.livejournal.com/discworld/558897.html)

Why I hate the Witch books. I’m not trying to upset anybody, or make anybody mad. I love Pratchett, I really do. His sense of humor, his characters, his world, his wring. Mostly. Theres just one part of his writing that makes me more angry than words.

Advanced You scored 85% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 60% Expert! You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels’ questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don’t use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I…

Okay, so I FINALLY wrote something, after like, forever. Its just a vignette, but I’m rather fond of it. Digress By Greer Nelson I almost wish I had been there to see her face when she found my body; twisting in what must have been an eerie way before the fireplace. But I had since departed, in more ways than one, and found myself alone in that snowy field, the clouds having parted to allow…

Click the pic for fullview or else! I’ve been enamored with the ‘Faust’ story for a few years now. For those of you who don’t know, Faust was a great scholar, who feeling like he had learned everything and nothing was a challenge, began to practice sorcery. He eventually summoned the demon Mephisopheles who offered him great magical power in exchange for Faust’s immortal soul. Faust agreed. I would actually love to make an animator…

I think this is the part of the RPG where I go mad and start gathering the 6 items of doom in order to bing about the apocalypse, simply because I am unsatisfied with my life, and being a megalomaniac, simple suicide isn’t satisfying enough; I have to kill everyone and everything else too. But in an abstracted and impersonal manner, while shouting things about ‘cleansing the world’ and ‘the beauty of the void’. My…

I’m not gonna be online for month, starting today, you will not see me online again until April 7th, except to check my email. I will return with proof of how awsome I am, and you will take me seriously. Muahahahahahaha hahah ahah ha…

Did I really just talk to Emma Watson?

So, this guy on gamefaqs made a post that he had Emma Watson’s (Hermione) AIM name and posted it. I of course, was exteremely skeptical. But maybe, just maybe I talked to Emma watson. (her font was pink) She asked me not to post her sn anywhere and I ageed. <3 Saevitia Snape: Hello? maybe emma’s sn: hey who is this Saevitia Snape: Probably no one you know. I just thought you should know some…

Yes, I am inflicting this one on you

blah blah blah slayers blah blah blah xelloss blah blah blah mary-sue I don’ care. She is pretty. And I :heart: her and don’t care what anyone else says. Xeran is a fairly old character about 6 years now) but I never have drawn her before because I can never make her look right. My skill has aparently increased. yay for me. CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE

Ganked from Takamo

I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage. I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare. We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away. We are the ones who took martial arts classes and…

Decided to go with a new default userpuc, because yes, I am that much of a doof. So nyah. I made it, it took HOURS. *twitches* Steal if you must, but credit Mordax. I actually deleted ‘let there be light’ because nobody gives a shit, not even me. But my beautify me icons are my babies. My layout is staying the same because I can’t be arsed. There is a rainbow on my boob because…