close encounters of the WTF kind

Okay… so I woke up this morning to a really weird noise. You know that noise a CD player makes when it can’t read the disc, and it sounds like its tearing the disc to pieces inside of it? Kinda a ‘scritch scritch squeak’ noise, but more mechanical sounding? So, I woke up to that, and figured one of the cats must have turned the CD player on, since my kitty Fred was sitting right…