I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I’m not a liar. Stop, stop! I swear to god. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers. No really, I mean it. I have super powers.

Please believe me.