You went trick or treating as MarySue.
Iago gave you ACrucifix.
Sayid gave you ANail.
Ralphie gave you TheBluePill.
CheeryLittlebottom gave you AWintergreen.
You had a good time until FayeValentine fell through your roof.

What’s Your Trick-or-Treat Haul?
Shiver My Timber–A Pirate RPG