Your Score: The Rat You scored 53% domestic, 21% gregarious, 71% trickster, and 64% intellect! Domestic, Solitary, Intelectual Trickster: you are the Rat! Ambitious and adaptable. Rat people tend to be creative, intelligent, impulsive, and ostentatious. Rat medicine teaches interest, involvement, and the ability to live in the moment. Rat is both a symbol of luck and misfortune, of taking things as they come and the ability to deal with whatever comes your way. This…

Babble-fish

I’m certain this is everyone’s ‘news of the week’ but I have determined through trial and error that babel fish DOES NOT WORK and that expecting it to do so is a frustrating waste of time. I am told that ‘hilarity ensues’ but I am not certain what is funny about a program supposedly invented to translate foreign languages into readability being unable to do so. Perhaps someone can explain it to me. -Julian

So now I get paid by the hour. It looks like it’ll be somewhere between 80-120 dollars a week, depending. Mostly, I have Julian to thank for this, as he’s the one who actually had the stones to confront our boss on the subject of money. So, I owe him one, and unfortunately he knows it. In other news, I took my grandmother to church on Sunday. It wasn’t anything interesting, just Unitarian Universalist. I…