A Silent Hill Morning

So, this morning as I was walking to work, in a driving snow, I might add, I saw something incredibly odd. Tied to the trunk of a Stop Sign was a rusted skeleton key, hanging from a purple sports band. My first thought was, oh god, I’m in Silent Hill- if I take that key, monsters are going to start coming out of the snow at me. But then again, if I don’t take it, and monsters still do appear, I’ll have to come back here to get it!

So I put it in my pocket.

So what do you guys say- should I be hiding under my desk?