Clearly this is a symptom of my incipient insanity, but I find myself not entirely loath to post things here. I stopped keeping a journal when I was a boy, and I really think the idea of any kind of public diary is complete bollocks, but it is somewhat cathartic.
I awoke today to find that Massha has painted our nails black. The harpy. I am tempted to purchase some acetone and take it off, but the smell repulses me.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t exactly be able to smell it because we also have this wonderful head cold. Every time I try to breath through my nose I sound like a badly plugged garbage disposal. It’s repulsive. I know for a fact we have hand sanitizer in our bag, am I really the only one who uses it?