A truly funny generator

I found a random generator that produces recipes. Like, the kid of recipes that an insane cooking AI would come up with. Or a drunk bachelor with nothing in his refrigerator. Here’s an example. Oysters Surprise Serves 5 You will need: 90ml red wine 120ml orange juice 2 cabbages 120g sugar 1 oysters Instructions: sift the oysters sprinkle the oysters over the top fold in the oysters fold in the oysters fry the cabbages until…