Arson, murder and jaywalking

Have I ever mentioned what I adore about cheesy kids show villains?

I love how absurdly *petty* they are. The kind of villainy that amounts to picking on children while wearing a snappy outfit and calling yourself the Lord of all Doom. Cheating at board games, being rude, failing to tip waiters, stealing other peoples ideas and calling them your own and then soliloquizing about how masterfully *cunning* you are. I just can’t get enough.

The best is when its combined with *actual* murder, mayhem and evil. Not only will they corrupt public officials, kill people who annoy them, and destroy priceless cultural artifacts; they will also steal your lollipop. And then *litter*.

Why?

Because they’re EVIL.

-Mordax

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