113. You insert the CD and install sburb beta. 114. Oops, client version. Waiting for server connection. Server/Client relationships will be important in homestuck for all of… like five seconds.  One wonders what would have been going on if Hussie hadn’t been idley studying programming. 115. ~ath appears again along with Carrot Cake and DisAsterix 118. John changes the nature of his fetch modus. this will mostly have an impact on humerus japes as I…

112: player input leads to John going and visiting mspaintadventures.com (which will be a less amusing joke from now on). Instead of Homestuck, in their universe the adventure is a Midnight Crew adventure. This raises a number of questions. Is the Andrew Hussie writing this version of MSPA the same Hussie that appears as the author-character of Homestuck? Does John ever recognize Jack and the gang  MSPA characters and wtf does he think of that…

105. We here about a painful noodle incident in which John was hurt on the pogo ride. That’ll come back, in a few ways. 106-108: sylladex shenangans 109: bad movies. Matthew McConaughey. Despite John having a whole wall dedicated, MM will not be the focus on the bad movie recurring gag. 110: I think this is the first time we’re introduced to Jade, or rather, GardenGnostic. Meanwhile, John goofs to Dave that “i discovered a comet…

86. Another package, this one red, this one in the kitchen. And a sburb logo. Hmmm [S] John: Enter.: Meet Dad Egbert. Pipe. Hat. Cake. Clown Fetish. 89. Dad sees through John’s disguise and wields a cake at him. Here we are with the ongoing theme of ‘strife’ between guardians and kids. [S] STRIFE!: Puns. Sweet music. The lifeblood of what makes homestuck actually good. Hussie initially wanted to make all of Homestuck in flash. Now…

84. John resists the voice in his head telling him to shit in the mailbox. Presumably, this is WV/The Mayor. WTF Mayor. 85. John checks to see if the package is in his dad’s car. There’s a green box, forshadowing perhaps what we will come to recognize as a PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECT.  There’s also a little red jester keytag in the car.

Well, 2 years later and not a page farther. Whoops. Things have changed. The page numbers are no longer accurate since the comic moved to Homestuck.com That means we’re on page 83. PAGE 83. FUCK.